Matinace's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Nyan Invasion]

I'm not an expert on sprites,

But nyan cat is clearly of 8-bit resolution and the tanks and soldiers are of 16-bit resolution.

OddboyAnim responds:

aaaaaaaaand

[Spider Powers 5]

Seriously?

No awards?
No top 5?

Nice to see that Hans finally brought forward his amazing impression skills.
That was Toby from family guy, right?
The guy that talks slowly and often says thing like "i knoooow"
not that i am a diehard family guy fan, of course. Silly.

[3d For your Pleasure]

Do you have contacts at adobe?

it seems they granted you access to this all new AS4 technology.
What we see here, fellas, is nothing short of amazing.
What does it take to get adobe to send you this secret?

ScrewdriverClock responds:

I have contacts in Adobe, Apple and the New World Order. It took all of them to manage a feat like this.

[Neenja 4]

This is way underrated...

The Neenja series should get way more attention, this is just top-notch quality animation and storyline.
I did see that you payed slightly less (yet much) attention to facial expressions and facial movement etc.
You sure are a fast animator, though, you're working on various series yet you can have them made without enormously large gaps like most of the best animators on newgrounds.
I give 10's really often, but surely this deserves it the most.

[Yashiro vs Upahka]

Bom trabalho!

Desculpem a minha portiguese ruim, eu só uso excessivo de um tradutor para fazer essa revisão.
Enfim, a animação era muito fluida. A obra foi bom, especialmente as de fundo.Me desculpe se eu insulto seu estilo, olhar porém o fazem pessoas parecido retards de varios momentos.
Muito bom para uma primeira apresentação para Newgrounds.

PerfectArts responds:

Ok man! Tnx for care this much! U tranlate, rigth?! Good vibe of your's!

[Robot Dance]

I would like to see more effort...

A 2 frame looping movieclip placed in different positions, angles and sizes doesn't qualify as newgrounds material for me.
Try making an actual animation, with plot if possible.
This doesn't make any sense, submitting it for robot day doesn't make me wanna vote 5, it isn't working. sorry.

[this can't be un seen]

hmm

poor animating.
That's why i give you a 3.
Not because your statement is false.
god of war doesn't have the multiplayer experience halo offers, blahblahblah.
Surely, everyone starts at a point but that's no reason for me to vote 5.

[[KK] BFK Under the Sea]

hand over that thing there, williams!

Why?
What are the odds, just give the nutritious whistler a shot!
That ain't be helping Johnson--
But satan?!

Hilarious. I liked the part where Williams killed Johnson in Wenen.
You could work on the part where the redneck dies though, the animation and the audio seemed a little of sync.

KittyKrew responds:

yae

[[LL]Bananaphone]

You, my good sir, have disappointed me.

I was looking for a quality LL flash, when all i see was a complete mess of copy-and-pasta. If you are truly a LL member, then o mmm lordi be with me as i strike my left mouse button onto the vote 0 button.
I will anyway, this flash is crappy and i can't find any legal ID proving you are too, a mere servant of the one true king.

aolko93 responds:

no wai

[Marijuana Ad]

This could be from explosm.net...

I liked it. I think you should change the title though, this really attracts marijuana users. So they can give you a crappy review like Terrag's.
Voice-acting's pretty well done, if you forget the microphone noise.
I liked how you did the animation. Even though this is a rip-off of C&H it is pretty well done and the only thing you could possibly do to make this better is to change the style from C&H to your own.

Don't worry too much about the non=smoker thing, it isn't something you HAVE to do.
But what can i say, i'm not a smoker either.

Nicely done, i don't quite see how people only pay attention to the message instead of actually reviewing the quality of art, animation and voice acting done in this flash.
Simply sad to abuse the reviewing system like that.

If you do not already, i hope you understand that those kind of reviews are there just to ignore.
Some nice original jokes are put there.
It was actually funny, something i haven't seen for a long while on newgrounds.

-+Matinace+-

SteelSly responds:

thxxx :D
it's nice to finally have a nice review :P